motherfuckingkanpai:

typing “i’m god” to your friend instead of i’m good

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zenturtle:
“ When mom Kyoya  isn’t home.
”

zenturtle:

When mom Kyoya isn’t home.

child: mom, where do babies come from?
me: well, honey, when two people reach a S rank in their Support their child comes from an apocalyptic future to save them from dying a horrible death

cyclicalwanderlust:

stormofthunder-deactivated20200:

Game Grumps use the camera in Wind Waker

teethonedgee ARIN AND DANNY HAVE KILLED ME. HELP.

this is the most appropriate usage I have seen him have of this word thus far

this is the most appropriate usage I have seen him have of this word thus far

kaeffon
“ “can u pls not feed my growing affection” no.
”
how could his happen to me
I’ve made my mistakes

kaeffon

“can u pls not feed my growing affection” no.

how could his happen to me

I’ve made my mistakes

stoned-levi:

Kaneki is the only person who is able to compare the taste of flesh to his prior human tastes. Y’know how Tsukiyama thinks the taste of his own flesh is surprisingly amazing? What if Kaneki took a bite if him and he just tasted like corn bread. Like, generic ass corn bread. Kaneki would be the only one to know that if Tsukiyama were human, he would be fucking obsessed with corn bread.

spookiyamas
“ AMORE!
”
I want YOU Kaneki-Kun!

I want YOU Kaneki-Kun! 

stoned-levi:
“ Tsukiyama in his Tsukijamas.
”

stoned-levi:

Tsukiyama in his Tsukijamas.

spookiyamas
“ BONJOUR, MON AMOUR
JE SUIS VENU À VOUS ÉCRASER CONTRE MA POITRINE
”
vous devez calmatto la baise vers le bas

spookiyamas

BONJOUR, MON AMOUR
JE SUIS VENU À VOUS ÉCRASER CONTRE MA POITRINE

vous devez calmatto la baise vers le bas